If you’re having a bad day, just remember that the Raptor sounds from Jurassic Park were actually a recording of turtles having sex
Also, just remember that Tom Hiddleston can make that noise on command…
After the events of The Dark World, Loki is sentenced to live in Midgard as a mortal, much like Thor was. However, Odin requires that Loki find the help of a ‘mind healer’. Marianna Ranieri, a young therapist working towards her PhD needs a case study but none of her current patients fit her needs. When two Norse gods walk into her practice, her life is changed forever. *many thanks to blissfullycracked as my beta*
28 Days of Commander Shepard
2 // All in the Family: Did Shepard have siblings? Parents? How was their relationship with family members?
Saiaya is an only child. Her parents were Carolyn and Joshua Shepard. She had a really strong relationship with both of her parents through her entire life, until the attack on Mindoir.
Arianna had older and younger brothers. Joseph and William (respectively). They were all really close since their parents died of an illness when they were younger. They were taken in by an elderly couple on Mindoir and they were content until the Batarians attacked, killing and enslaving everyone Ari knew.
28 Days Of Commander Shepard
1 // Forget my Name: What is Shepard’s first and middle name? Are they important or meaningful names? How do they feel about their name?
Saiaya Rhea Shepard. Her mother loved to read and came across both the names while reading novels in her adolescence. Her father liked the sound of it, so he went along, so long as he got to choose the name of the next child. She doesn’t really know the meanings of her names and she doesn’t particularly care. She likes it. She says it makes her feel unique and not like everyone else with “normal” names. She also tends to go by the nickname of Sai.
***Saiaya is a made up name that I came up with years ago after hearing the name Soraya (meaning “rich”). Rhea means “flowing”.***
Arianna Louise Shepard. Arianna is a name that was in the family that got passed down every couple of generations. Louise was just a name that went well with Arianna. Arianna is an Italian form of Ariadne, which means “most holy”. Louise means “famous warrior”. Extremely ironic, no? She loves her name, though she prefers close friends to call her Ari.
28 Days of Commander Shepard
I wrote a thing. I’m going to be voice-blogging my answers to this. Feel free to participate!
1 // Forget my Name: What is Shepard’s first and middle name? Are they important or meaningful names? How do they feel about their name?
2 // All in the Family: Did Shepard have siblings? Parents? How was their relationship with family members?
3 // Starchild: How was Shep’s childhood? Friends, schooling - did they like where they grew up?
4 // My Bad Reputation: Is Shepard a War Hero, Sole Survivor, or Ruthless type? How does it affect them?
5 // What If: If Shep wasn’t a soldier, what would they have been? What did they want to be as a child?
6 // Keep it Classy: What class is Shepard? Did their class evolve over the course of the games?
7 // Chink in the Armour: What colours does Shepard wear, and why? Are they a fan of heavy or light armour?
8 // Weapon of Choice: Does Shep have a favourite weapon? A favourite method of killing?
9 // Casual Affair: When not in armour or uniform, what does Shepard wear? What do they wear when partying?
10 // Friends 5eva: Who is Shepard’s best friend? Why?
11 // Undercover Lover: Who is Shepard’s love interest? Why?
12 // We Three: Who is in Shepard’s favourite shore party? Or do they chop and change?
13 // Land Amongst the Stars: What’s Shepard’s favourite galactic location? Why?
14 // Man’s Best Friend: Does Shepard have any pets? Why/why not?
15 // In Something We Trust: Is Shepard religious? Do they have any key beliefs or moral motifs that guide them?
16 // Fire and Ice: Paragon or Renegade? Why?
17 // Among Ancestors: What is Shepard’s racial ancestry? Do they feel closely linked with their cultural identity?
18 // No Place Like Home: How does Shepard feel about Earth?
19 // Down-time: What does Shep do for fun when off duty?
20 // NSFW: Does Shepard have any fetishes, kinks, or turn ons? Or are they not very sexually inclined?
21 // Human After All: How does Shepard feel about Artificial Intelligence?
22 // Exceptions to the Rule: What is the one thing that Shepard bends the rules for? Do they have a weakness, or perhaps a solid moral line they refuse to cross?
23 // What’s your Poison: What would Shepard order at a bar? Would they buy the drinks?
24 // So you think you can Dance: How bad is Shepard really?
25 // My Body is a Canvas: Ink, scars and piercings? Tell us all about Shepard’s markings.
26 // No Regrets: But what does Shepard regret the most?
27 // In My Head: What are some of your personal headcanons regarding the Mass Effect universe?
28 // The End of All Things: How did it end for Shepard? Control, Synthesis, Destroy or Rebel? Or do you headcanon another ending?
So I’m gonna do a thing. For both Saiaya and Arianna Shepard.
So apparently my movie theater thinks its okay to lock the doors before midnight at a midnight showing of Star Trek so the me, my mom and my aunt can’t even see the frigging movie. God damn you Hickory Point…
